Friday, December 30, 2011

Daddy and the Dude(s)

Brendan Mackey's Blog is proud to announce the signing of Luke William Mackey to a lucrative long-term contract.

Just like in the NBA where the latest trend is pairing superstars to form a Big 3 (a la the Boston Celtics, Miami Heat, and NY Knicks), our team has added another dude.

There was some concern within the organization that the two dude's talents wouldn't properly mesh and there would be fights over the the binky.

Sure, things might get a little shaky in the beginning, especially with such a short preseason, but ultimately, we feel that raw talent will win out.

Luke William, via his agent, is quoted as saying, "Though I had a lot of tempting offers, it was always my dream to become a Mackey and through hard work and a lot of sleeping, eating, and pooping, I hope to prove my worth to my teammates and Mackey fans, who are the greatest fans in the world."

2012 will be an exciting year for our team, and with Luke William in the fold, we think we can go all the way this year.

Happy New Year!

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Fixing the Housing Crisis

They say the market's bad, but I think the time has never been more right to build your own house.
Gumdrops add to resale value.
Or I can always flip this house.
And if I make a nice profit, that's icing.
Forget the house, I'm just going to concentrate on this icing.